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March 12 2017

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zombiemiki:

So many cute items from the up-coming Ditto Transform! promotion!

Release Date: March 25th in Japan~

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besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

ntbx:

I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day for socializing.

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lovelybonezproductions:

milkandspoons:

i want everyone to know i read the tags

JUST SAYIN

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almightycows:

teratomarty:

kingfucko:

this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too

Triple Concerto for plumbing, faucet, and violin.

I promise you will not regret unmuting this

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azeher:

Siblings!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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adrenaline-addiction:

seijhoe:

seriesofnonsequiturs:

dancingspirals:

thecrystalfems:

cantabilechaos:

anonymouscomrade:

rikoy11:

bpdrotten:

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”


“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”


“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

This post gets worse every time I see it

OhmyGOD

LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE

ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.

STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS

stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system

demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!

Repeat after me kids: Kelpies do. not. have to look like horses to still be Kelpies. Kelpies who take non-equine forms are JUST AS VALID as the Kelpies who take equine forms. Stop Kelpie purism and erasure.

Friendly reminder that Wendigos are possessed by cannibalistic spirits and can’t actually help their cravings.

Stop judging Wendigos for something they can’t control!

Don’t date underage elves!  Human years and elf years are not the same!

Stop the pedophilia!

Support tieflings with horns. Support tieflings without horns. Support tieflings with tails. Support tieflings without tails.

Support tieflings.

This gets longer and better every time I see it

When I first reblogged this it had 3 additions to it and now… How far we’ve come

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traceexcalibur:

traceexcalibur:

I found him. the biggest boy

the #reviews are in

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khoshekhs:

EMERALD ORBS

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lettersfromeleanorrigby:

alrightanakin:

I Would Die For The Rock

This is bullshit. In which we are The Rock, and The Rock is us.

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cornerof5thandvermouth:

i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism

let’s talk about how amazing Avatar: The Last Airbender is for a second

personblogging:

  • Fantasy world not based on typical medieval Europe
  • Was a children’s show that openly discussed war, death and genocide
  • Had several handicapped characters, one of whom was the show’s most powerful person
  • Every single character was a person of color, drawn to represent Asian and Inuit peoples
  • Had a character story arc centered around both emotional and physical parental abuse, whose arc was about learning that they didn’t need the parent who abused them
  • Absolutely BEAUTIFUL ART STYLE AND DIRECTION
  • Three dimensional writing that rivals even most adult dramas
  • Characters dealt with sexism in society
  • Showed citizens on both sides of the war, including showing how the people in the enemy nation were merely influenced by propaganda and an oppressive regime
  • Had romances that developed overtime and actually talked about the issues of forming a relationship instead of just “and now they’re in love.”
  • Characters died. On a children’s show. Characters who you fucking knew! Who had story arcs and were their friends and were kids like them!
  • When those characters died, they left an impact. It wasn’t ignored after a few episodes, the feelings they had for these characters stayed through the entire show
  • Had environmental messages that weren’t cheesy, and they made you take the destruction of the environment seriously
  • SUPERB world building, fleshing out many cultures and histories that always felt real
  • Had a magic system that never felt like magic. It always felt natural and like a solid part of this world with rules that couldn’t be broken
  • The cute animal sidekicks weren’t just there to sell toys. They were characters who had so much emotion to them and were vital parts of the show’s dynamic. Also, the animals never talked yet somehow still portrayed an insane emotional level that some Disney films only dream of
  • Spawned a sequel series that dealt not only with sexism, but with sexuality, religion, and the benefits and dangers from the rapid progression of technology

The point is, Avatar: The Last Airbender is one of the greatest shows of all time and the proof is right there

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c-cassandra:

Handling responsibilities like an adult.

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luciferthedoucheifer:

foofoocuddlypoopsgavesokkaapples:

llusoire:

alpha-whale:

pftones3482:

I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran. 

Ex: 

*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*

Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”

Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”

Lance: “An idiot sandwich”

Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”

Allura and Coran: ??????

..

Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”

Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”

..

*Lance slips and falls on something*

Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”

Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”

..

*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*

Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”

Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”

Lance: “There he is”

Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”

..

Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”

*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*

Allura: “We are in BATTLE”

..

Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”

Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”

Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”

Lance: OH MY GOD PID GE JUST SHUT UP
Pidge: Buy my silence for $8000 a month.
Coran: That seems like an unnecessary amount for silence. 

*

Keith: *roasts Lance*
Pidge: *airhorn noises*
Allure: What? Noises? Are? You? Making? And? Why?

*

Lance: *shoots someone*
Hunk: MMMM WATCHA SAAAYYYY
Allura: Paladins! We are in battle! Please focus!
Keith: *cuts someone down*
Hunk: MMMM WATCHA S–
Shiro: *knocks someone out*
Pidge: MMMM WATCHA SAAAAYY

*

Lance & Keith: *are gay*
Pidge: Oh my god, stop getting your gay everywhere.
Lance: That’s homophobic, Pidge. Macklemore didn’t die for this.
Coran: Who’s Macklemore? What did they die for?

*

Shiro: *gesturing to Pidge* Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
Allura: Why would Pidge be your son?

*

Keith: I’m Galra.
Shiro: *tries to hold it in*
Pidge: Don’t you do it.
Shiro: Hi, Galra–
Pidge: Shiro, I’m begging you.
Shiro: I’m dad!
Coran: Shiro, Pidge, please! This is serious!

*

*all of the paladins shouting at each other and throwing goo. it looks vicious. the kitchen is basically a war zone*
Allura: WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE!??
Coran: I DON’T KNOW! ONE OF THEM MENTIONED A DRESS AND NOW THEY’VE BROKEN DOWN INTO TWO FACTIONS! WHITE AND GOLD VERSUS BLUE AND BLACK!

@pahndah

Allura and Coran: *talking about altean conspiracy theories at the dinner table*

Pidge: *uses food goo to make her hair stick up like the ancient aliens guy and opens her hands* Aliens.

Coran: yes that was what we were getting at

*

Shiro: *does a water bottle flip*

Rest of the paladins: *go crazy*

Coran: *to allura* Is this some sort of earthen tradition

Allura: I don’t even know anymore.

*

Hunk: *whispering* these aliens look like ogres

Lance and Pidge: *share a look* someBODY ONCE TOLD ME-

*

Pidge: *whips horribly*

Lance: *shakes his head* White people can’t dance, KATHERINE-ANNE HOLT.

Allura: Lance! Don’t discriminate like that!

*

Hunk: *while making milkshakes with kalteneker’s milk and a chocolate-substitute* my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like-

Lance, Keith, and Shiro: It’s better than yours.

Coran: what a nice tune

*

Keith: *is surprised* What in tarnation?

Lance: What in galactic domination

Hunk: What in onion caramelization

Pidge: what in the laws of aviation

Shiro: what in experimentation

Keith: fuck you guys, I’m Texan

Allura: *is done*

*

Allura: Paladins, it is time to test the lot of you on what you have learned to far and how much you have improv-

Lance, Pidge, and Hunk: the fitness gram pacer test-

*

Hunk: *makes something* Bon-appetite

Lance: Bone app the teeth

Pidge: Berry apple titties

Shiro: macaroni and cheese

Keith: osteoporosis

Allura: isn’t that a horrible disease?

*

Shiro: We can do this! Harambe didn’t die for nothing!

Coran: who’s harambe? How did they die?

Lance: he was the most noble of them all…

*

Allura: WHAT TEAM ARE WE

Keith: WILDCATS

Lance: PANSEXUAL

Pidge: I DON’T PLAY SPORTS

Hunk: voltron…?

Shiro: WHAT TEAM

Rest of the paladins: WILDCATS

@superfanboy19
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March 11 2017

Dear friends of Tumblr,

lord-faygo:

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its-compligayted:

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kawaii-colors:

dreamstormdragon:

5sosphanandshortbread:

i-lost-my-shoe-again:

mortally-challenged:

sorryimjessi:

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

I’ll reblog it.

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

boi yesss

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

@i-ship-it-harder-then-ups
@notthrowingawaymyfood ur like the only one of my internet friends with a tumblr
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heir-of-puns:

THIS IS IN THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE

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